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Vibrating Sausage
For the meat lover in you! Battery operated body massager that uses 2 AA batteries, not included. Multi-speed vibrating action. You control the fun. Great for: Bachelorettes, recently divorced, dumped and bruised, horny and lonely, safe sex advocate, curious gal, vegetarian, feminist, homely chick, orgy fest, man hater, Oktoberfest, baseball game, low-carb diet, etc...Top 10 reasons a sausage is better than a man: - Sausage never go limp!
- A sausage isn't concerned about it's size
- A sausage won't bite you back.
- You can treat it like a piece of meat without hurting it's feelings.
- Sausage can be cured.
- A sausage doesn't need it's ego stroked.
- It can be mild, hot or spicy-depending on how you like it!
- They sizzle when they're hot!
- You can eat them in public without getting in trouble.
- You can taste sausage from all over the world.
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